I also get a huge rush writing offers on properties...my crack cocaine!

That's just like trying to equate the "median sales price" change, to the value of an individual house.Also, 98% of cocain addicts first had McDonalds fries......a correlation?

I once rented a room to someone who had an undisclosed addiction to cocaine.  

And probably destroy all credibility I have but what the hay Ive nothing to hide anymore: 2 years ago: A very sick marriage and divorce to a cruel woman who admitted to trying to drive me to suicide AND even tried overdosing me in my food with MY meds so it looked as such, for my 3mil life insurance which suicide was exempted by then, after that Mental illness like post trauam stress and high risk depression, then an addiction to alcohol, painkillers and cocaine at $2000 a week to cope with feeling like I was no longer myself, just a person in hell on earth.

@Steve Vaughan - I remember the first time pulling cocaine out of the sewer line.  

The paper noted "An investigation into drug dealing from (tenants)  residence has occurred over the last six months, and tenant) allegedly would drive out-of-state distributors .... to purchase heroin and crack cocaine for resale..."

Cocaine

I could take out a HELOC for strippers and cocaine if I wanted to and as long as I made all the payments I'm good and get to write off all the booger sugar interest from my taxes.

No, cocaine won't be considered.

I've been to inwood before. it's a pretty seedy neighborhood. last time i parked my car a block away and was walking to a restaurant to meet up with some friends, some guy in a dark hoodie stopped me in the street and offered to sell me some cocaine.