google(Insert City) Vector Controlif that doesn't work(Insert County) Vector ControlIt'll tell you what it is 

Any smoke or CO detectors found without batteries will cost you xxx.Leaking water - please use water shut  (insert picture here)Electric goes off Check the circuit breakers-they are located......  

A: Insert 2.5-3% rent here

And then there are others like you who inserted too many opinions or started straying off topic.

It will be a nice, safe way to find out about tenant screening <insert scary face emoji>. 

I would love to show the property to you but at this time, I am trying to be cautious of the virus as I am (insert reason of caution with virus whether it's that you're more susceptible, you don't want to give someone who's more susceptible, etc).

I'm thinking California Bohemian style house with lots of white, black trims for contrast, and insert some wooden accents somewhere to add warmth.

"Notice to new rental agreement terms as of _____________ insert date that's allowed by law (30, 60, 90 days etc.)" 

Let them know you understand the problem and that you have been advised by (insert your lawyer or whatever) to just ignore them and just call the cops whenever it's appropriate, but you're hoping that if everyone just ignores them, that it will take the wind out of their sails and they will get used to having new neighbors.If your rents are just enough under market that your tenants will choose to stay, that helps, too. 

I just love the idea of not having to do all of the inserting of information myself.