My favorite is accidently messaging the guest after they checked out and pretending I meant to leave a review.

Flip that around and pretend it is a normal tenant situation:  would the tenant feel honored by paying full rent when your mortgage has been deferred? 

I know this is harsh, but take a look at others (go pretend you are booking and look at how well thought out the furniture, colors and theming are).

In the event of a data breach or compromise, your bank accounts would be safe, no attacker would be able to pretend to be Mint in that data feed.

To classify a STR as a VRBO and not as an airbnb is a mistake.Take some time to pretend you're going on vacation.

@Brad Cogswell It is crap the city is trying to pretend has value. :- )Actually I don't know exactly.

It sounds like most people just don't tell insurance and pretend the tenants are long term, but that could be a mistake if there is a claim.

I don't have the time or patience for stupid stuff and pretending that I can just bluff away that smell!

Ler me know if you have other questions happy to help.

Also the one about pretending it's your grandma driving if you're annoyed with the slow car in front of you.. but then again if that was my grandma, I would be yelling, "Step on it, grandma!!"