@Dick Rosen Thank you for the reply. 

So understanding that many big tech giants are moving in to the area I all depends on what area you want to get in to.

Dallas 0.Giant Smurfs: Cleveland 1.

But I'd love to have the 14,000 hours back he's spent replacing all the main drain lines, replacing the giant fence (posts also need to be replaced almost yearly due to high water table), laying all new concrete driveways and sidewalks, the 8+ remodels across the various units, the new roof and gutters, the windows he's replaced, the grinding/caulking/sanding/priming/texturing/painting of the billion and a half cracks in the plaster interior walls due to the poor underlying structure, the loads of landscaping installed specifically for a needy tenant who moved out after a few months (Cypress trees?  

While those areas are mostly bungalows, Cleveland is the land of giants.

I've actually had listing agents, after the contract is signed, straight up join me in laughter when I mention the "other offers that were on the table" and imply that it's a bunch of BS and I'm playing like I'm on their team, and the buyer is a sucker, etc, or whatever.Then immediately after hanging up the phone, I'll go ahead and tell my buyer and buyer's agent to be total dicks about negotiating inspection results because I'm pretty damned sure based on that laughter and "moment" that we shared that the other offers were mythical, muahahhahaah.

As in, you could lock everyone out and have a giant private pool?

Quote from @Mandy Dicks: What is the best way to get funding for an upcoming Foreclosure Auction sale on a property?

Sounds like a giant sign saying vacant house, come party here.

As he said RV/boat storage, regular storage, a giant shop building, etc.