He has no idea what he is doing, he has no experience and no capital - but he expects to make a fat profit on his first deal.

I was never inspired by those motivational posters popularized in the late 90s either, and instead had many a belly laugh at the demotivational posters that they inspired.Am I just too boring and jaded to have success?

@Matt @Matt Pritchard my husband and I just read your blog you wrote a couple of years ago and literally belly laughed.

we had about 50 million out and that was 250 investors.pretty sure you will find like kind companies in your state no problemthen just look at loans they present you and make sure they make sense.DONT do this with NEWBIES or people hitting you on the internet talking a great game.. you need to belly to belly and make sure your aligning with top shelf experienced players. 

He invented belly to belly lending I think ;)

Every single time I showed that house, there was a fat, shirtless guy sitting behind the window staring out at the backyard. 

My fingers have been getting fat too.

I've found that's the best way to keep the lookey-loos away and the rent payments late.As they drive off, rub your belly-button all deliverance-like.

They are belly aching because they broke their one good key and now copies are not working (probably partially because it's an old door and partially because they damaged the lock when they broke the key).

Anyone offering loans with an ROI for the lender below an index fund better have a good explanation for why they are doing that.To wit: The 30YF Fannie/Freddie stuff can be down below S&P 500 index fund because Fannie/Freddie purchasing it on the secondary market amounts to a big fat subsidy.