I have diversified my investments into the stock market and cryptocurrencies, both of which are performing exceedingly well.

You can open and SDIRA or Solo 401k (if you qualify) with checkbook control cutting out the middle man and invest in alternative assets like Real estate, crypto, etc...only restriction is collectables.   

@Nathan Asher Robson I would look into currency hedging products.

Which is a one world govt, currency and ultimately religion.

We all know what happens when "gurus" get the bois shilling crypto, only fans and then real estate programs.

I've heard horror stories about getting cash from apps like Robinhood, trading in crypto for cash and so on.

Do any of these banks allow investing in currencies?

About $1,500 invested in crypto and stocks. 

While stocks dropped by 20%, and crypto crashed, our clients' rents rose by 4.5%, while YoY prices were flat.The factors that drove growth between 2013 through 2021 still exist.

Now if you pay me $5000 I will dazzle you with the Black-Scholes foreign currency option pricing program that I wrote in business school to approximate option pricing from statistics available in the Wall Street Journal.