You have to do an entire detox of the house to be sure and then you still don't know what a child will find in a sidewalk crevice or under a bush.

Right message, right audience.Well, your message is set, that doesn't change, so in other words, cracking the outbound marketing code is child's play.

You would almost certainly run afoul of fair housing with a limit of 1 as you are preventing a partner and a parent with child unless you have a compelling reason for the limit.

But I don't wanna be a child she's having to explain every slight detail I want to be able to have an educated discussion with her regarding my investments and business because with that much property I am assuming I am going to have to incorporate maybe even hire somebody.

In New York City, it’s the law to have window guards for an apartment if a child below the age of 10 is living there.Is taking out the window guard and screwing in the air conditioner in replacement of the window guards an option?

It's the folks who bot STRs during the craze, as a tax offset, as a REI venture that are going to have to tap out.

I tried telling her there would be other houses but this lady was just crazed. 

@Ron BradyI naturally believed as a child that everyone who was doing something and getting paid for it was reasonably competent at it, just like you.

They have been my obsession since I was a small child.

I have tried influencing both through financial advice and business consulting as this child has a business in addition to a W-2.