Next morning I get a notification that So&So is arriving that day at 5 pm and that I was getting 40$ ‘back for rent’.

Good Morning,Is anyone aware of a minimum amount of time required to occupy a property that is purchased using this Freddie Mac program?

Our contactors came today morning and told us someone had tried to get in.

Good morning, I woke up a few weeks ago and decided to get into the real estate game. 

I have dialed my morning in very well, but there is room for improvement at night time for me!

Good Morning Angela, I am a Realtor in Florida and I understand this completely. ( I am not one of those agents) Thank goodness, I would suggest not letting them know what you intend on doing as they only see $$$ signs, and if you are looking for something off-market then their commission will be less,  I suggest looking for the deals yourself through Zillow, Make me move is a for sale by owner, your county records, for pre-foreclosures,  do your research first, then contact an agent to gain access to a property you may want. 

I had a tatted up dude upstairs who was always sawing on sh*t at 2am - 3am in the morning.

So early in the morning, before his flight leaves, he runs back down to the pharmacy with the short package and asks for one more condom.To his surprise, the pharmacist falls to her knees, clutching her hands together in dismay, and begs him for forgiveness.

hi, how's everyone doing this morning?

He does these simple jobs early in the morning on the way to other jobs.