Buying "turnkey properties" will cost you a pretty penny and the cashflow will be less than desirable but find something with a little hair on it or something others don't fully understand and you can make it a deal. 

I’m pulling my hair out trying to find it.

I’d like to get a copy of it to review and ask you how long you’ve paid on this agreement.The rest of the loan qualification process is like any other first time buyer loan just the land contract stipulation makes the deal have more “hair,” on it.Best of luck on structuring your mortgage plan.

That moment she grabbed me inside her apartment and started to shook me, twisting my wrist, pull my hairs etc. just to get my phone.

If you would like to do some coffee, i would be happy to impart some of my grey hair wisdom on you!  

I feel pretty smart but there's deal I run that once I put them into the calculator they look horrible. it's a solid affirmation of good/bad deals.  

Not to split hairs, but you do realize AirBnB just tweaked their front page to specifically feature those unique homes, which is a feature about two weeks old now? 

Can't remember the breed right now, but are not an aggressive kind, just heavy weight, and I can imagine all the hair. 

I replied affirmative and he was gone. 

I affirmed.