My pet peeve is not grammar but failing to leave the number or leaving an unintelligible message.

None of the tenants have pets and there is only one smoker, who only smokes on the patio and his unit smells great!

When new investors say that no one will look out for their properties and care for their properties as well as them, without offending anyone, it sounds more like a child or a pet, and not a wood/brick/stucco building. 

We allow pets at all of our rentals.

Tenants with pets can list them on their Zillow profile so landlords know what they're getting into before agreeing to show them an apartment.

Took no pets, took no chances with tenants who don't appear to have ever been in a rental situation.

We can't stop everything from happening because it has a potential for a security breach.I think government and business decisions are best when they are made with a clearly analysis of the problem and targeted to deal with that problem in an economically practical manner.The real national security threat that we have is that everyone wants the government to do stupid things and blow money for their pet obsessions.

I agree a normal home is not an 'asset' that puts $ in your pocket, but something has to be said for owning your own home and not needing permission from your LL to modify your home or have a pet!  

It's a great way to keep on top of maintenance concerns, tenants who break the rules (eg. no-pets clauses), and more.

First month's rent + security deposit + any fees (pet fees, etc).