In my market, a dishwasher is a must.must renters here are oilfield and work a lot so they hate doing dishes

I know that Harpoon Brewery is a large operation based out of Boston but they have a satellite brewery in Windsor that I imagine employs a decent amount of the people who live in and around there.  

The company I work for has an area broker, with satellite office managers, all are licensed real estate professionals as required.

Also you should get a contract before the following:1) A wedding gift: They are required to send a thank you note and a Christmas card2) Nephews Birthday present: Should be required to call with a "thank you"and dog sit on a future weekend3) Mother asking you to come over for Dinner: She shall be required to sign a contract that she will be making the "Coconut Pineapple upside down cake"4) Elderly neighbor shoveling snow and you help: Should be required to sign a contract that they will wave every time you pass and inform everyone walking a dog that you are a "standup guy"5) Wife makes dinner: Should have you sign a contract that you will be doing dishes every time she cooks.6) A contract should be written stating who is tracking and paying mileage out of their paycheck for doctor visits as well as if she needs to help your parents, siblings, childhood friend and expected compensation.

I couldn’t even wash dishes without a ged or diploma.

She is a nice girl, but if all i have to do is some occasional extra dishes and cleaning and i know it comes with a $400 venmo every month it is an insane deal.

When I went, I realized the benefit of real estate investing but didn't have the thousands of dollars to dish out to join their membership program.

I have to agree with my fellow BP members dishing out this great advice.

As @Jay Hinrichs said, you are going to need a bunch of cash out front ( finding someone to lend may be non existent) and then after you dish out a bunch of capital you will have a vacant park with the infrastructure laid out.  

More people in kitchen, more dirty dishes, more fridge space.