I don't believe that we got a screaming deal but if I ran my numbers right this will be a great cash flow place. 

What surrounding neighbors, downstairs tenant are saying and the minute amout of info from the police is this:Intruder (ex) broke picture window, began screaming, then chased new boyfriend down back stairs to common area.

Yeah you might maybe could do it, and then since you are buying from someone who has already evidenced that they have a desire to be shady you may find him screaming if somehow he didn't realize you weren't going to sell back to him.

For your first, don't try to find something decent, find something that screams at you.

His other option is to find somewhere else, and upon completely cleaning out the house and removing all his property he would receive a sum of cash ($200-$300) to go towards his new place.He has since made no effort to fix any issues, and my insurance company is screaming to have the car removed and the siding repaired, even though I don't own the place yet.

He screams and swears at them at the top of his lungs which is very disruptive.3.)

I wouldn't say any of them were screaming good deals, but rather properties that didn't look at great or weren't advertised well that had been sitting on the market for a while, and the sellers were starting to drop their price and/or be more negotiable.

She had somehow gotten my phone number and when I answered she screamed "will you shut up up there?"

Unless of course you have screaming deal...  

Rookie mistake..and probably thought he got the screaming deal fo the century when in fact he got suckered in to buying this.