I don't think you will find it, but if you do, it'll cost ya.It sounds like an amazing house hack if you can move your life around to make it your primary (and the financing will get MUCH easier).

Any real estate you buy here you want to hold for the rest of your life because of how many growth is projected here!

Although, what you originally stated did infer a different picture.

I know life isn’t always fair, but these laws and regulations are outright oppressive to landlords.

I have been doing construction my whole life so the work is not something that I am worried about.

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And even then, the life cycle is generally pretty long from first contact to closing.  

But it's still...whole life insurance.

We have life time losses to uncollectable rent/financing payments to prove we back up this claim.   

The more I talked the more I found out how many people in my life either invest or are interested in investing.