If you plan on just getting one or two, you can buy label stock and print on them yourself with a laser printer.

When I acquire a property, I sell it on my website in addition to e-bay, Yahoo, and by direct mail, and classifieds.I am also considering e-mail marketing, but no one likes spam.I will post my website here when I pass the 10 mark.I print my own flyers with color and black and white printers, ( I use two passes, once through a color inkjet, then through a laser.)

Are there any neighbors you know who could tell you if lets say a 6 ft 5 inch heavily tattooed muscle bound color flying man showing up there with regularity? 

I either drop ship envelopes to them or some pick up in person since I work from home.High level overview of what I have going on, I have 15k laser printer that blasts out 40 envelopes a minute, it jams once maybe every 4000 envelopes.

I normally read a book the first time more like a shotgun blast instead of a laser beam.

Get laser focused.3.

Focus makes light a laser that can cut through steel.

A vanity number has some value, but I wouldn't get hung up on it if you don't have one.Your time and your money needs to have a laser focus.

It even has a "laser"...

I would make reasonable modifications.If it was a convicted felon with a tattoo on his forehead and 400 credit score, I'd pass.