Weird… they don't want that Smoke...

We have had guests try and cancel due to smoke from forest fires.

The designated responsible party must be available on-site to address any issues as soon as one (1) hour following notification from an occupant, a city official, a code compliance officer, or law enforcement officer.Prior to the city issuing a certificate of registration, the vacation rental is subject to inspection to ensure compliance with: (1) minimum safety requirements under section 34.5-12; (2) minimum information requirements under section 34.5-13; and (3) to confirm compliance with Chapter 34.5 generally as well as any other applicable provisions of the Sarasota City Code and Zoning Code.The minimum safety requirements are set forth in section 34.5-12 and include compliance with the Residential Swimming Pool Safety Act, operation of smoke and carbon monoxide detection systems, and installation of fire extinguishers.The minimum informational requirements are set forth in section 34.5-13 and include, among other things, providing: (1) the location of the nearest hospital; (2) the non-emergency police telephone number; (3) the dates and approximate times of trash and recycling pick up; (4) the street address of the vacation rental; (5) the name and phone number of the designated responsible party or parties; and (6) emergency evacuation instructions.

(And the "deal finder software" scam seems to be the HOTTEST "smoke and mirror" fogger, of the moment.

@Ryan Biankowski  The Home Depot thing can actually be a smoking good deal for rehabbers!!

You can smoke and mirror and paper them any way you want but YOUR transaction doesn't involve or jump in front of the transaction between the original borrower and the lender.

All the while family isn't helping even when they can and the tenant isn't helping themselves because they still buy smokes/weed but hey the landlord should absorb that cost?  

You can run smoke through the system that will get them out and then make sure all the exterior openings are covered

Am I smoking crack?

Another one he did an approach into Auburn in the fog and had full scale deflection on his instruments meaning he was way wide of course and again if you hit full scale deflection its a go around yet he caught runway and made a big dive to land.. the passenger who did not know he was within seconds of being in a smoking hole.. just thought it was cool ..