@Bruce Woodruff, I want your extras added to this list first please.Anyone else have some good ones to add so we can help those who are in the middle of their first reno from losing more money? 

I'm in the messy middle as a residential agent who works mostly with investors and specializes in the small MF space.  

When you are willing to cover your mouth with a handkerchief and step over land mines to see if the layout works for a LTR you know you're a real estate investor 😁 lolI've seen it all and smelt it all.Just haven't found a dead person yet in a property heheFunny thing is, having travelled a lotSome cultures consider animalistic smells attractive.Even aphrodisiacs.Personally, I love me some niche perfumes and have always bought the heavy Middle Eastern Oud scents.Repulsive when first applied but give it a few minutes and it blends into the skin making it sweet, sour and woody lolMaybe cat piss after some time smelling it would also blend in with our olfactory senses like it does with the other cultures hehehehe 🙈   

I am in the middle of a dispute with them right now.

The 1% rule is still obtainable in several markets here in the southern/middle part of the country.

My response, "Well my Seller wants the highest price possible, so we need to meet somewhere in the middle."

I am in the middle of closing on a mid-sized apartment deal in Mcallen, Texas.

Mowed the grass.  6 acres in the highway in the middle of town for $8,000 sold 1 year later for $200,000.  

If a nurse or construction worker has their contract cancelled, I like to meet in the middle.

(Or getting up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night)