@Terry Sutherland   I love it.. here you are you can't buy it you know it will gone and its probably a smoking deal at 40k but you don't want to pay more than 5k ... cracks me up...

Idea 2: One of our buildings has smoke alarms that go off for no reason. 

Honestly, as a smoker I would limit it to smoking outside.

I'll let you know if I come across a smoking deal here on some acreage. 

But be aware, the auctions are quite competitive here by pros have been doing this for a living, don't expect any smoking steals.

The whole side had been burnt, apparently smoke is used in reference to the bees and he instead caught the shed on fire.

Or quote your interest rate as:4.125% (+ 1.15% PMI) (1)But no no, we(2) have this elaborate scheme in place of smoke and mirrors to make you THINK that you're getting 4.125% with 5% down.

The resident that complained because her neighbor’s pot smoking in the basement was causing smoke to get sucked into her apartment now doesn’t have a pot-smoking neighbor.

For instance, Annapolis requires $100 rental registration and inspection, specific rules for networked smoke alarms in rental properties, required language in all leases stating tenants' rights, including paying them 3% interest on their security deposit, and tenant can sue for 3 times the amount contested.  

I try to smoke out the high maintenance tenants during the screening process.