Or put it into crypto or something if you want to play the high-risk/high-reward game.

Purchase 2 million of real estate for flips or rentals. 50k into crypto.100k into stocksBuying discounted businesses. 

I have also explored Puerto Rico as many crypto companies and young millionaires are moving there.

I would become a pastor, raising money for crypto.

Then I became the guy collecting the check long before the term house hack was coined.

Although, I must say that back in the 2003-era when I first bought my townhome, it wasn't coined "house-hacking". 

kind of like stocks or crypto, Dollar Cost Average is how I look at buying Real Estate.3.)

There are a lot of real estate groups on Meetup.com and Facebook.I like the Cream, ULI, and, COIN just to name a few.

The low risk requirement eliminated lots of investment types like trading crypto, venture capital, ultra high leverage real estate deals - except for maybe a very small percentage of my investable assets.Since I’ve already accomplished tax minimization by managing to hold the majority of my assets in a retirement plan and paid the taxes to turn that plan into a Roth, number 4 is not a concern.I do invest for current income as second place to wealth preservation, and increase wealth as third place.

It's all on them alone to sort it out, again, the brokerage's focus is on producers not making producers. eXp, that coin flips.