I thought about working for Sam's/BJ's/Costco's stopping people as they exit the store to set up an appointment for people that want to remodel their home or install hurricane windows just so I can say hey by the way im an RE agent.

Ensure that your homes are clean, have fresh paint jobs, no funny smells, and have electricity/heat.

They rent small jack hammers at rental stores. 

Never look at just one expense category, like taxes, to determine if it is a good idea to keep the asset.Always look at the overall underwriting to see if the investment would make sense if you were starting with a fresh 80% LTV loan. 

Anything you buy as an investment - if we define investment as increasing your overall financial stores, i.e. getting more money out than you put in - has to gain more value than its present day value, meaning that we have to believe that what we are buying is being sold at some kind of discount relative to its potential.

This can be purchased at any home-improvement store and just follow the directions.Additionally The Sewer Doctors will guarantee any work that we did on the sewer line for as long as the new homeowner lives in the house.

After moving back here to GA I am convinced it is time for me to join the ranks of the investors.I am very knowledgeable on many things real estate but completely fresh to the idea of investing.

If you have a cheap rental and want a basic kit, you can get similar closet kits from Walmart.com (ship to store for pickup). 

I've talked to a few people about doing rentals and most of their responses are about the same "start of with a cheaper small house, rent it out and gradually work towards getting more lots and then work bigger towards dupleces and so on" I need direction for learning tools I really am starting fresh, I don't have knowledge really at all on market what factors that are in play when going to buy a house or renting it out or anything like that.

Not sure how to offer "fresh" items like milk or bakery muffins if I can't have them in a supply closet for the maids to put out after a cleaning...I am putting a Keurig in and planning to offer a variety of coffee, tea, and hot cocoa pods and some shelf-stable half and half or creamers.