And to my shock the boyfriend was previously convicted and served time for 1st degree sexual assault.

From what I've read, about 90% of them are for sexual assault, sex trafficking, or involve child pornography.

I personally find Louis C.K. funny, but that doesn't mean that I advocate or find sexual misconduct funny as well.

You insist on claiming victim status because of your sexual preferences, but he states he didn't even know you were gay.From what I've read, you were on a month-to-month, verbal agreement.

Hi, I am a new investor in Kalamazoo Michigan and I'm having some trouble finding a tenant that meets my minimum qualifications.1) 3x rent in monthly income; 2) No evictions; 3) No felonies within the past 7 years and no felonies ever that were violent crimes, sexual crimes, crimes against children and crimes against animals.

Honestly race, religion, sexual orientation is completely taken out of the equation this way.  

It usually takes only a few hours before the final report is ready: financial background check (payment history, credit score, limits, collections etc), criminal and evictions and sexual.

What happens if they harm one of my tenants kids sexually or something?

From that screening is the normal credit, criminal and sexual harassment but the major thing we want to know is how long it will take them to be "mortgage ready." 

They might like you too much, you can't get rid of them.You have to deal with people who are going to automatically not like you, for whatever reason.People are going to stereotype your age, your gender, your race, your religion, your education, your sexual preferences, your home-town football team, your choice of socks.It's natural.