Because sellers are not some mysterious alien creatures you have to use some guessing and some special code message to make them react a certain way.Would all of you please stop treating sellers like this?

How people with blue collar jobs can afford to live there remains a mystery to me.

Glyphosate takes a while to work, but it is a marvelously efficient murderer of plant life.

It concerns a serial killer that was found to have murdered two people, possibly more.

Ouch.. but we still made a bunch on it.. but those things happen.In one subdivision I was building in the neighboring builder went with the cheapo framer.. and when you went in the house it look like the TREES of MYSTERY house along the Northern CA coast.. yup built it out of plumb drop a golf ball at the back of the house and it will roll right out the front door on its own  LOL.. not sure how much he lost as he sold it as is.. but no one in there right mind would pay close to retail for that.

Enough landlords used blanket-type policies that would exclude someone with a silly retail-theft charge from 20 years ago, that the lawmakers are gaining traction in some areas in banning background checks all together (even for murderers).

How does one verify important history of a property such as if property had been flooded before or if there was murder, etc...

The stock market is not some giant mystery only for Wall Street.  

I did this deal many years ago and it took a fortune of cash.I worked *hit properties to get that cash.In your case, Jon, I'm going to be honest and say it is highly likely there's a mysterious allure to having a plan to buy a whole bunch of units 'way out there' as if you have discovered some really cool advantage that others have missed.  

Plus the taxes on selling would be murder.