M-F at 530am.

Ho, ho, ho, that's the time to show up with an insultingly low offer, presented by an agent shaking a signed contract in one hand and a fat earnest-money check in the other, insisting, "I know these people.

I too am mostly interested in only my local market for rehab flip opportunities and they have to be fat spreads with exit values above $300k.

All outlets and switches to be replaced from almond color to white.

Weight is about 183 so want to shed off about the last 15 to 20 pounds left of fat.

@Fradel Schaechter  Interestingly, I have never opened a savings account, but my wife is a big proponent of saving.I cringe at the idea of the bank deploying my capital to earn fat returns while giving 0.05% peanuts as interest. 

Now, even poor people are fat, waste food, have the internet, have a car, have Air Conditioning, live in bigger houses, everybody has access to electricity, gas is relatively cheap, we have an Over Supply of Oil, roads are relatively well kept, tires last longer, instead of a car going 100,000 miles they go 300,000 miles, clothing is almost free at 2nd hand stores, bundles of clothes are shipped over seas because they can't be sold here, everybody has a gadget that fits in their pocket that gives them instant access to anybody in the world by entering a phone number or email address or URL, can play 1,000s of songs, and has far more compute power than what it took to put men on the moon. 

A big, fat, happy California Public Pension paycheck every month for the rest of my life and a 39 unit apartment complex with a monthly mortgage smaller than The Grinch's tiny, shriveled up heart. 

"Pigs get fat, hogs get the knife first" in the market place. 

Follow the facts.Obesity is FAT people.