I have a copy of Rosetta stone I need to break out and I just need to grow a pair and start trying to communicate in Spanish to those around me who are capable.

plugged into a coaxial outlet, and all of those over-the-air local channels are now paired with "cable" and broadcast on the SlingTV app in TV

Using an FHA 203k loan may be an option for you as it allows you to pair the rehab costs with the first-time home buyer loan (though it can be a tricky process). 

I assume they are also hiring their brother the plumber and sister the electrician and padding their pairs as well.

The "groups" that he said we get in his sales material - were just him pairing us up with each other and said role-play for 30 minutes. 

As @Paul Doty said, receiving a home warranty is like getting a pair of socks for Christmas when you wanted the Daisy Red Ryder.

MAYBE some private lender would take you up on basically lending on a pair of 2nd position loans. 

-US Census Bureau: people per financial unit-Insurance (General): person or pair of persons plus dependents-Real Estate (Rental) Investors: people per living unit.This makes is easy to intercommunicate.

I sourced a credit union that on the land at 20% down and then pair that loan with a non-repayment construction loan until both loans could be combined into a standard DSCR style loan.

-US Census Bureau: people per financial unit-Insurance (General): person or pair of persons plus dependents-Real Estate (Rental) Investors: people per living unit.