I have a brick facade along my driveway that in summer separates from the driveway by as much as 3 inches in some places but right now is flush with the driveway.

If you want to put all of your investing energies into one arena of investing only (instead of investing in multiple types of real estate), then in the long run, again you are not going to last.Real estate has been called the "best way to get rich slowly" and if you think about it, it is the literal truth.

I videotape cabinet doors/drawers opening and closing, toilet flushing, faucets on and off, light switch on/off, doors opening/closing, walls, ceiling, light fixtures, flooring, exteriors, front/back yards, front door, garage, Tenant's automobile(s) including license plates, etc.

Literally.

However, I can't afford to... literally.

This is literally nothing.

Or, I would pay for someone to do some digging (literally, in this case) and find out whats down there.

Then there was another firm that literally told me he had to have a $5k retainer just to look at the deal.I talked to one of the 5k firm's partner's and asked them how they would help me if I brought them on my team.The low cost attorney seemed busy and inefficient.

Bitcoins and litecoins (because the currency is literally weightless, get it?)

He said "Jeff they are smart, they know it's only me in here and it's 3 of them against me, they wait until there are no witnesses before banging and making noise" This made me lol - literally.