The one exception is the odds bet in craps, which really does pay out true odds.

There is mouse crap in the walls and several of the baseboards were soaked in dog urine (can you say animal abuse). 

Are you okay that a commercial septic system will need to be pumped more often as tenants dump grease, personal wipes, and other crap that can cause them to go out early in their life?  

I have looked at Box stores and I am not loving the particle board with stickers applied crap they are peddling

We did late last year and it's been invaluable.But for the bigger stuff, so far in the one house we bought last year we've removed something close to 110 cubic yards of crap so far (3x30 dumpsters plus 3 trips with the dump trailer so far), probably still got another 20cy to go in the garage.

Yes it was messy but you dig about 2 ft deeper so any crap goes in the bottom then you put in dirt to stand on.  

Crap, should have checked back sooner.

I don't want to sell them crap just to make a buck.

They celebrate paying off their outsized mortgage because for them it's a great life-changing accomplishment.They mourn when they have to leave the house that they spent so much of their lives in, like their cheap ticky-tacky tract-built place is an ancestral estate handed down from time immemorial and their lives are bound up with the soil it rests on.They fill their houses with just ungodly amounts of their crap, trying to own it more fully.They hire people to do the simplest jobs in their house because they're worried to death about structurally compromising the joint: "Oh no, if I replace this faucet and the faucet leaks there will be massive damage and a contractor will have to give me a quote and I'll have to file a claim with my insurance, and, and, and..."

You keep regurgitating the same crap.