@Michael IzbotskyIs it a big deal to update the governing documents to add your wife to title of the LLC to match title of the real estate? 

So if your living for free now it will be very unlikely you will find a house hack that can match your current monthly living expense.

But maybe they were delivered to the wrong address and the lady in wrangler simply had behavior that seemed to match a porch pirate.  

I also want high skin in the game, conservative leverage and reasonable fees.Open-door isn't a match for me (and an easy "no") because they don't have that type of experience.

If i can invest it and make a significant better return after tax than paying it down I would do that but in this instance you will never be able to achieve returns that match credit card debt.

If there are no comps that exactly match my criteria (e.g. bedroom count), how much flexibility is advisable when searching for comps?

Here's how I do my due diligence:1) Portfolio matching: (takes 30 seconds per deal)a) Have an educated opinion on where I think we are in the real estate cycles (financial and physical market cycles)b) Then and only then do I pick the strategies, capital stack, and specialized asset subclasses that make sense for that opinion.

However, I believe the hypocrisy comes in when you look at what the actions of the presenters are compared to what they are presenting - does their walk match their talk.

The E signature did not completely match the name.

And it doesn't always match up to half the mortgage since the mortgage has nothing to do with rental rates.