Awe, a handbook should be the simple version of rental law, imagine what the code reads like.  74 pages of insanity.

What I’m looking for is suggestions on how to deal with this.

Highly suggest connecting with @Daniel McDonald as well who runs a great meetup in the Boston area.

Appreciate all suggestions.  

While I realize that if a person really wants to find out who owns the LLC, they ultimately can with some personal effort or potentially the courts, I didn’t want people to be able to easily look up that information online (ie a simple Google search).

That guideline is lender specific, so I would suggest shopping it around. 

How to set keyword alerts on BiggerPockets here: https://app.tango.us/app/workflow/Setting-Up-Keyword-Alerts-on-BiggerPockets-bf910b235a4a4d2fbcbffafaa0fe3cf7If you set keyword alerts you're more likely to find others talking about your area and I suggest reaching out to them individually if they seem knowledgable 2.

Bokuden agreed to the duel but suggested they fight on a nearby island where neither could escape and no bystanders would be injured.

Just keep it simple with this...

My simple math suggests that you probably have to shell out $600k in cash (25% down + furnishing, travel, and make ready costs) for the privilege of losing $1,000-$5,000 per month.