It has to get real bad before we give up on our vanity and creature comforts.

Mortgages are a different creature here.  

I mean you, not just some mythical creature on your buyers list. 

I guess I've gotten the impression that sellers are delicate creatures with high expectations that are very difficult to satisfy.Thank you for advice regarding package deals. 

We are also some of the more flexible people we know when it comes to creature comforts.

I've seen them do it.They also eat eat cockroaches, mice and rats.Interesting creatures.

Could be a 20k flip, could be a 50k flip . . .The exterior has a 8" diameter hole on the outside that has been open to the elements and leads to space between the interior and exterior walls for what is assume is the whole 1.5 years, so no telling what water, mold, creatures have infiltrated. 

Is there some lists somewhere that categorizes what are "pest" and what's normal living creatures?

I recieve several inquiries weekly but from perhaps every other living creature of a renter than decent law abiding ones and 2014 will be memorable for me.

That place is loaded with investors who rent out to God's most perfect creatures, ie the local Marines from Parris Island and the Air Station.