(insert my disclaimer here..). 

What sought of contract will I need in order to be inserted into the deal.  

Does anyone know how to insert a picture?

The project turned out to be a money pit, because the mantel and the steel insert were part of the structural support of the chimney and could not be removed.

Get set up with an MLS portal, do you own drive by's and have a standard offer contract package ready to go with your agent so all you have to do is insert the price and the address.

You need to discover what the seller wants, and that means having a conversation.I find flow charting is a good way to figure out your path... if you are cold calling you might want to open with:"Hi, Is this <<insert owners name here>>?"

Selling half a house to a significant other"Why even mention that she is your girlfriend (very specifically, of 4 years)/significant other, or whatever [insert non-committal hipster terminology which doesn't fit the mold]?

Many times I see something and say "Oh wait this looks like something (insert investor name) deals in" and I give a call.

Example: Let me speak the boss to see what I can do about (insert whatever).

Especially when you have to go back to collect A SECOND TIME because (insert tenant excuse here).