We bought gentle fixers, moved into them and improved them over time.  

Better to get it straight from their training than from an intermediary that might get things twisted.

People wanting things given to them, and having twisted sets of morals.

(BRRR with a twist).

Trust me, I've been there - staring at an NOI, wondering if it was some secret society code.But here's the fun twist!

(The "Contract to Buy and Sell, Residential" is the typical offer used by us.)That said, I would gently push back on your premise. 

I don't recall the details and I think it was a "Recommendation" not a specific ruling.The point of the last two paragraphs is the government has grossly twisted the meaning and intent of fair housing laws.

Offer to send your handman today to cut out the molding trim gently $50, remove bottom six inches of drywall $50, HomeDepot giant blue fan $35, $50 for extra utility and reinstall drywall and same molding repaint the wall $300.

If it were me and actually serious about doing this, I'd start by calling them up and *Gently* express what you're trying to do in 1-2 sentences.

Of course, do this as fairly and gently as possible especially if they have been renting there forever.