I don’t think planning for a downturn is irrational, or Chicken Little (Sky is falling).

to add onto what @James DeRoest said, in addition to ongoing sealing you have to do to maintain it (which you probably don't want to entrust a tenant with), granite is porous (like wood or skin), so if a tenant spills wine, or oil, or grease, or meat sauce, or fish guts, or chicken innards, or other liquids that can stain, those liquids seep into the pores and may not come out if not properly attended to, leading to discoloration.For B class tenants, the ROI is not with it.

Would you be able to staple chicken wire to it and make it work, then sell the chicken wire on Craig's List when you are done with it (???)

Raise chickens in the pews and sell holy eggs.

About 3 or 4 months ago, a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets (just the nuggets) was $2.00.

@Julius Chinn Chicken i agree. opening roth ira at a very young age could be exceptionally beneficial. no one mentions the freaking headache comes with owning RE.

I was the perverbial chicken with it's head cut off.

In some, I have chair rail with an off white upper wall (off white tending towards a creamy color) and Brookside from Lowes below the chair rail.   

No spring chicken, over the last couple of years I've sold homes and investment properties to more millennials than any other demographic and I attribute this to a fundamental strategy - positioning myself as a real estate professional knowledgeable of the local market and its conditions.

I'm no spring chicken to the biz World and certainly not willing to take a chance on legal and/or personal reproductions.