I specifically need really user friendly accounting features (including ability to sync with quickbooks and print checks directly from the site/software), customizable online application, and online rent-pay as an option (hopefully with free or very cheap ACH). 

Begin by setting up online tools for rent collection, maintenance requests, and communication with tenants.

I see some banks posting it online for bidding on Xome.com and some and posting on MLS as a foreclosure purchase.

The "public marketing" of these will probably be triggered the minute someone mentions an off-market property for assignment, whether that's online, email, phone call, etc.

I’m not gonna go to happy hour I’m gonna save that money and attend a free online class to learn accounting.

Also for the trolls - Yes i'm a real person, No i am not affiliated with F&G in anyway, other than being a client.

Go online let them know!

b) That all my records are available online, and emailed to me monthly.c) Frequent inspections.d) A preformatted Schedule-E helper report which gives me everything that my CPA needs to file my taxes. 

I would suggest getting a quote from Steadily Insurance, who is an affiliate of Bigger Pockets. 

Loans maturing and in some locations lots of inventory coming online.