Quote from @Jonathan Baptiste: I've house hacked for a year but have been handy my entire life.

You're definitely not the only one in this religion so there's other people that will likely be dealing with alcohol-free life and navigating that situation.

Any real estate you buy here you want to hold for the rest of your life because of how many growth is projected here!

A lot of hosts I know use pool fences, safety signs, and provide life jackets to help reduce risk.

I don't think you will find it, but if you do, it'll cost ya.It sounds like an amazing house hack if you can move your life around to make it your primary (and the financing will get MUCH easier).

Many opt for other investing methods in their SDIRA like private lending, crypto, private equity...anything except collectibles and life insurance.Note that a Solo 401k is exempt from UBIT on leveraged real estate so if you have self employment activity and no full time employees save for you and your spouse you should consider the Solo K as an option. 

The last time I represented a mobile home park purchaser, county health department allowed four MHs per septic tank. 

Any tips, warnings, or real-life lessons are welcome! 

Columbus has the largest company in the state, Cardinal Health. 

But it's still...whole life insurance.