If there are things of real value, I might look to store it for 30 days (take pictures of EVERYTHING) before finding an alternative way to get rid of the items.

In my research I’ve seen PLENTY of other affordable alternatives that languish on the market because they aren’t glamorous on the outside/inside but are in totally livable affordable condition.

I'm just looking for a few alternative dealers who may have a better deal on one.

J&K were mentioned to me as an alternative by someone else too.

Alternatively, you can borrow from friends and family, but you need to be sure that you can pay them back if things go south.

In the alternative, you would want some kind of standby credit.

But definitely cost effective given the alternative to jackhammering & tearing out old pipes. 

Active investors like you, who might have a DTI higher than some banks want, should ask to use alternative UW methods like asset depletion. 

May be some alternatives via corporate structures.

Is it alternate street parking or both sides of the street?