Also as someone else mentioned I’ve gotten some great deals that have been sitting on the MLS for a while.

I just like to know when there is a pet in the place, so the cleaners do a little extra cleaning afterwards for any future guest with possible pet allergies. his response"I really don’t recall a block even being available to even list a pet, as an ABB host I’m pretty attune to those details."

Then watch the comparable properties and see if they rent quickly (priced too low) or if they sit on the market (priced too high). 

I was sitting next to him along with a group of others in real estate and were like - WTF are we doing dealing with people/tenants/borrowers and this guy is traveling the world while he breeds snakes and generates 7 figures with no debt...

The realtor stayed downstairs, sitting on the arm of our couch, while the family (one of which who had a backpack) walked around our house alone. 

I haven't completed my CPA yet but have the credit hours necessary to sit for the exam and I'm studying for it currently. 

I can think of several reasons - but the bottom line is that since a HELOC is going to have a higher, variable interest rate, and a DSCR or conventional loan is going to have a lower, fixed rate... it wouldn't make any sense to have the BRRRR sit on the HELOC. 

Sit her down, explain the income vs. rent that is generally acceptable and show her how she would not reach this on a re-lease.

I think maybe that’s right though because I had a store credit card and they closed it due to me not using it and I don’t recall it dinging my credit.

The problem with it is its only a triple line dialer so if you skip trace youre going to sit on the phone forever between calls.