Now we are into Mobile Home Parks and are fat dumb and happy in that position now.

Attach a nice big fat earnest money check.

Get your head around it and it will be your friend.To purport that BP is feeding all us fat kids the latest Unicorn Latte to our own demise is a rather uninformed, hilarious and way off the mark comment.

In addition to what you see in this thread, I'd recommend adding a fat safety cushion to your budget for all unplanned expenses. 

Go buy a dozen of those cheap little blank yard signs (the ones with the wire H frame work fine), a big fat tipped sharpie, and a lock box.

That might be a fat chance answer but it's what you could use if he'll give it to you. 

But to tack a $10k fee onto a deal that's already thin (using the 70% guideline) just smacks of greed (or stupidity, or a fundamental misunderstanding of what an investor buyer is looking for).Pigs get fat; hogs get slaughtered.

The term "liability" differs considerably from the term "responsibility" in jargon of legal agreements.For example, if you hire someone to enter buy/sell orders of certain Futures contracts, and she makes a "fat-finger" mistake and as a consequence, you lose a million dollars.

You need a way to frame this so it's good for both parties.Remember: Pigs get fat; hogs get slaughtered.

Also, he talked me out of a deal that would have been a fat commission for him but iffy for me.