You'll never see a fat roofer.2.

When the fat pitch comes in, you should be ready to swing for a home run.

He has no idea what he is doing, he has no experience and no capital - but he expects to make a fat profit on his first deal.

Every single time I showed that house, there was a fat, shirtless guy sitting behind the window staring out at the backyard. 

My fingers have been getting fat too.

Anyone offering loans with an ROI for the lender below an index fund better have a good explanation for why they are doing that.To wit: The 30YF Fannie/Freddie stuff can be down below S&P 500 index fund because Fannie/Freddie purchasing it on the secondary market amounts to a big fat subsidy. 

It may seem annoying, but it'll be a hell of a lot less annoying then getting sued because your tenants fat father in law fell through the floor.

I've evolved from a buy and hold with the occassional flip, to a guy who just flips and seller finances that flip.I've stayed in touch with my market in the TX Hill Country until our move and I only did 2 deals there in the last 2 years, one thin, one fat!

And in the meantime purchasing some industrial-strength spray.If I wasn't so fat, old and decrepit I'd take a martial arts class, too, but I'm just not spry anymore.A couple towns over from here the city council is seriously considering banning pit bulls from within the city limits.

Depending on your state $1-$10 some times I put a big fat zero.