After all rape is just the word of the victim that it was not consensual sex, breaking and entering, well the door was already broken, every theft, every credit card fraud, well the owner said I could. 

Look at it more like a credit card.

The neighbor was the hottest in the twin cities and this house has 83 businesses cards of realtors who showed the property.

Readers should seek professional advice.

Readers should seek professional advice.

The majority of investments is a game of "race to the bottom" and "who holds the cheaper debt" card. 

Personal loans through the credit card companies can be approved and fund very quickly and my best rate is 7.9% so shop around as some are much higher.

Readers should seek professional advice.

Readers should seek professional advice.

@Jemini LeckieIf investing locally is not in the cards I would do some research and pin point a market that fits what you are looking for and then reach out in the forums for that specific market and ask more detailed questions.