The sheriff came out but he wouldn’t come to the door so they left ... fat lot of help that was...

I know a buyer broker that would go right around the listing agent and work directly with the seller and the listing agent is then out like the fat kid in 5th grade dodge ball if they pull some of the nonsense you hear about.Generally, the poor Buyers Agent is limited as to what they can do for fear of having the listing agent file a complaint on them with FREC (Florida Real Estate Commission)But as a Florida Mortgage Broker, I'm not subject to FRIC, FRAC or FREC and have no problem going straight to the seller if needed or ask by my borrowers. 

My 10 unit cash-flow only went up $1700, but it was a fat payment with a low balance (old loan) so it was messing with my DTI.  

You'll never see a fat roofer.2.

When the fat pitch comes in, you should be ready to swing for a home run.

He has no idea what he is doing, he has no experience and no capital - but he expects to make a fat profit on his first deal.

Every single time I showed that house, there was a fat, shirtless guy sitting behind the window staring out at the backyard. 

My fingers have been getting fat too.

Anyone offering loans with an ROI for the lender below an index fund better have a good explanation for why they are doing that.To wit: The 30YF Fannie/Freddie stuff can be down below S&P 500 index fund because Fannie/Freddie purchasing it on the secondary market amounts to a big fat subsidy. 

It may seem annoying, but it'll be a hell of a lot less annoying then getting sued because your tenants fat father in law fell through the floor.