I wouldn't sit on stocks, that's the Wolf of Wall street snorting your retirement in nose candy.

That made me snort.  

Or do you get your INFO from Crazy Noisy News (CNN), Common Bovine -hit (CBS), Mainly Smearing Nearly Bankrupt Crap (MSNBC).I read Obama's book, he admitted to smoking pot and snorting coke.

Sometimes they work, sometimes they work for awhile, sometimes they take your deposit and snort it. 

@Kurt F. "150% nakedness"....I snorted at my desk!!! 

But reality will soon set in and you’ll realize that algorithm and bp calculations don’t pan out in real life because we are dealing with people not spread sheets ...when your tenant snorts the rent money up his nose , the contractors robbed you and left a disaster , code enforcement is breathing down your throat ,insurance company cancels you .

I have never met a house flipper with a cocaine addictions who is snorting their savings away!

Ask some local realtors/friends/facebook for references, pick guys up in the parking lot at the Home Depot in the morning, hang out at local hardware stores, stoop to craigslist, or do like I do and hire your redheaded stepson as an assistant, snort some go-go juice and get it done yourself.  

We bought 2 non-adjacent lots in a mountain community in North GA, one to build on, and one as an "investment" [chuckle, snort, guffaw]. 

Or maybe it was the cocaine he snorted that has made him so stupid.From what I saw of Glen Becks rally, it was mostly support for our troops.