There are issues in owning property outright in the Kingdom, but there are ways to own property.  

Then there was the peyote church leader who seemed really nice and cool at first but then started growing mushrooms and peyote in his closet, and when I went out of town he hosted all night bonfire peyote parties in the yard playing bongos all night, then stabbed another house mate who came home hammered drunk and asked the peyote church parishioners to be quiet at 4am or so and they both ended up in jail and I had to evict them both while they were in jail.

For example one big row of 15 units isn't optimal but if I want to break them up I would have to have 20' between blocks, which would kill yield.Instead of waiting for them to modernize their multi-family regs (at least a year out, maybe two) or sucking it up and living with the costs as things stand, I could instead do 5 "triplexes" of single-family + 2 ADUs and bypass some restrictions (only 5' setbacks between blocks, 1 parking space per ADU unit instead of 1.75, etc.).But I'm concerned that Seattle builders may quickly move away from this strategy as HB1110 will (in Seattle and many other larger cities/counties, but not mine) soon enable sixplex townhouses in pretty much all the areas where the condo-ized ADU strategy has been mushrooming. 

Seems to be a theme  Morris and his wife spent a month in Italy last year while the kingdom was burning down.   

I think just about anywhere in northern MI is going to be at least fair to good for STR as there's mushroom hunters in the spring, summer vacationers, fall colors and deer hunters and winter sports.

I think you may of consumed too many of those mushrooms you live under.  

Mushroom or fish farming.Are there gyms, kitchens, maintenance shops, etc?

Those like us operating this way, just just gave us back the keys to the kingdom. 

I drink a greens shake, cut down on coffee and supplemented with mushroom coffee, and limit my refined sugar sweets to special events like parties and celebrations.I'm no underwear model, but I feel like this routine gives me the energy I need to keep moving right now.

Hell, ~99% of mortgages in United Kingdom, Finland, Australia, Ireland, and Canada are short term, variable debt.