It's when the quality of education that you got from a crappy mentor or guru wasn't worth a pack of gum... whan you catch on... that's when it's time to rethink your guru investment.

On some of the units, the bottom layer of flooring had vinyl tile with traces of asbestos and in many of them the mastic had asbestos. 

  :) And always wear gum boots or Dr Martens just in case you step into human S#%@.Rudy Giuliani for San Fran mayor hahahaha

What happens at your closing, if it’s assigned, double closed or traded for a pack of gum, is utterly irrelevant, because the law would already have been broken if that person double closing had at any point prior to the closing “offered to sell” or “ deals in real estate contracts” again what happens at the closing table is irrelevant because by that time the law would have already been violated, by the time someone is at your closing table and double closing a deal, presumably by “offering to sell” the law was already violated prior to them even coming to your closing table You might be right... if VA law actually read the way you claim.

Don't remove trees unless they're trash trees like gum balls or diseased. 

Have notified all tenants its $100 for me to pick up a bubble gum wrapper.

I had my handyman do it for 15K and now rented at a higher rate....Another property in Florida, the tenant left such a mess in the house (gum in the carpet, drawing on the walls, etc), and the property management Company (I think their name is Watson) wanted to fully refund the tenant their security deposit! 

That's the point where you walk and chew gum at the same time (invest and/or pay down debt at your discretion).Lastly, remember that personal finance is as much dopamine, cortisol, and serotonin as it is ROI and calculation.

Don't move away from the grill and flip the patty every 90 seconds"lolMy fire in the belly is always burning mate.I can take the hit's and happily turn the other cheek and say "Do this side now".As biz owners we get paid the big $$$ to take the hits, so it comes with the job.Just happy to share some behind the scenes mumbo jumbo that we put up with.I got Dingo Deals falling out of gum trees hahaHappy Saturday Margarita Day (Was 2 days ago but who's counting hehe)

Never use "premixed mortar," which is really just adhesive mastic with sand in it.