I saw that rate had drop by about 1 percentage point since I resumed my search so I thought they would continue in that direction.

I used do resume and career coaching and I'm struck by the similarity of the mistakes and best practices you point out.

A more nuclear option is this is one of the few situations where I'm not opposed to you drilling out the locks, moving in, and squatting. 

That's 2 legs of the nuclear triad. 

(There are always people hiring people with computer science programming on their resume). 3.

Selling and buying is a wash.Demand: once someone has decided it's time to move out with mom and dad they are unlikly to go back on that decision.That leaves us with a black swan type event, a nuclear war, ebola, collapse of the internet, a civil war (the most probable one of all the unthinkables IMO).So outside of nukes, will the market slow down at some point?

I also know that a tube the size of a VW Bug takes wastewater from downtown Phoenix all the way out to the nuclear power plant in Palo Verde in order to keep their operations cool.

what an impressive resume, I doubt I was the only one thinking "man that's where I want to be some day". 

I've had my eye on nuclear power stocks of late, but I don't have any real good ideas for buys right now.

You need to get really good at:-Telling your story-Presenting your "resume"-Showing your passion/drive-Selling people on why they should give you their hard earned money