Which leads me back to the basic inquiry about what this magic is.

I probably can provide some with your inquiry.

Have your credit pulled in a tight time frame and you will only get one inquiry ding.  

I guess that my initial inquiry was targeted more towards those here on BP who seem to maintain their W2 jobs even though they´ve developed a large enough RE business to support their goals.

The hostess may register the guests and refer inquiries to a licensee.

Can I quit claim a condo unit to my sole proprietor LLC, and then rent it out to me?

There seem to be quite a few disconnected cases, governmental actions, and inquiries against FLYNN, but nothing organized. 

My first inquiry was shot down by my bank saying they wouldn't do an equity line of credit on rental properties.

Or in general, what are some of the "bigger" well known agencies I can send a generic inquiry email out to?

An inquiry won't hurt you too bad if your overall credit is healthy.