Laughing at your tenant's terrible tale of toe-nail tragedy is nothing less than a humilitating affront to his apparent inability to walk and chew gum simultaneously........

When you clean the unit, check to see if they have an old crib, high chair, etc. that the baby may have chewed on.  

In other words, the trim may still be there underneath but no kid will ever be able to chew on it.Put quarter round over all the tops of your baseboard, This does not remove lead, but it greatly hinders a child from chewing on it.If you have carpets in the apartment, get rid of them. 

Or some wood that’s rotting on the side of the house, which could result in mice penetrating the interior lay nest chewing on the wood and pooping all over the house.

I’m told there is a Monday morning meeting every week & someone gets their butt chewed if there are to many defaults.I've also successfully gotten loan mods put together, sometimes I bought the property sometimes I didn't.

Immediately after putting up the new photos, my booking conversion rate on AirBnB increased 10x, and interestingly the AI that chews on photos decided that my photos were better than the competition now, and bumped me to the top of the list, so not only did conversion rate increase, but total "top of funnel" impressions increased.

She was furious, hyperventilating while chewing me out on the phone.

Make sure you have reserves and try to get private lending so you keep reserves on the side and don’t exhaust your liquid funds.I bought my first BRRRR deal in Feb 2020, days before the covid lockdown, had an extremely difficult time finding subcontractors at anything but ridiculous prices, materials kept climbing in price, the rehab ended up taking months longer and costing $30k over budget.Let me tell you I was chewing off my nails the whole darn time, wondering if we’d be plunged into a recession and if I’d lose everything…Somehow, I still came out on top with the refinance topping my all-in costs by $35 - $40k and now have had rockstar tenants in there for almost 10 months.

Loads are too high these days, rats chew the casing, over time as mentioned the casing gets brittle, too much distance from plug-in to plug-in, outlets are old and brittle, improperly grounded and look dated and I guarantee you, someone along the way, wrongly tied into the line or wired improperly or connections loosened.

Just my opinion Tiara, but you are looking to bite off quite a bit more than you can chew as a newbie investor.