Hello BP!My wife and I are selling one of our investment properties (been an investment property for 2 years).  We've discussed a lot and are considering purchasing a second home in the mountains for our personal use....

I’m still with Homeland Security and retiring later this year now that I’ve turned 50.

It is sort of like being the dept of homeland security.  

I was thinking of buying a home/land combo to dip my toe into mobile homes.

I typically have seen modern newly built 3bed/2bath condos being sold for 500-700k a pop in the city, so if I already have the home/land myself, does that make it easier for a developer in any way?

Sellers are mom & pop type, friends of friends, ready to retire and go back to their homeland in Europe.

Think movie stars who use names that are not their own like Cher, Madonna, Fitty Cents, The Rock, Vin Diesel, Wrestling starts , etc.Seventh, never give anybody your home address, or your home land line phone if you have one, even a fax number at home. 

He first told me that he is the state director of Homeland security and that a full background investigation would be done on me, including wanting to know what my specific disabilities are and how I received them.

Never seen one of these, but there are IRS, DEA, Federal Terrorism Task Force, Homeland Security, etc type liens.   

Let's start with - Tom Ridge, the same one who was Bush's first Director of Homeland Security right?