I consider myself lucky that I got my college degree in high school teaching because that style of discipline and calling bluffs is what I seem to have to employ often with tenants.Jon's right though - doesn't sound from your post like "terminally ill" is on the lease anyway.

Let's see: Exercise the dog, rake the leaves and trash up, do the dishes, clean the house, do the laundry (including changing and remaking the beds) wash and gas up the van...Oh, a biggie---get my computer to work better and faster.

I want all of that, and all easily accessible in a zillow style mashup.

However, throw in some of that guru style letter campaign marketing; an ad in the newspaper; some fuel to drive to look at some of the properties; entity maintenance; legal expenses from time to time; phone expenses; office expenses; etc, etc, etc and that number could be significantly lower.

Together with all of the following items; curtains and rods, window coverings, wall-to-wall carpeting, mirrors, lighting and plumbing fixtures, ceiling and attic fans, satellite dish, antenna, installed heating and air conditioning units with controls, shrubbery and all other property owned by the Seller and attached to the above described real property.3: SALES PRICE:A.

These deed restrictions encourage the 'slap paint on a pig' investment style.

I would be interested to hear any constructive comments.Area Location: Northeast DenverSquare Footage: 1219Bedrooms: 2 Bathrooms 3 Two Levels Style: Condo/Townhouse Financial Information:Comparables: $169.725Assessors: $189,600Bank of America $173,700Average Rental $1050ROI .14 (.65 factor used)Rehab cost maximum $30,000 (should be less)Asking $59,000$1000 Earnest MoneyI am hoping that this will be a quick wholesale deal

It's definitely not my style to provide unproductive content.

This isabsolutelyunnecessary,obnoxious,and down right rudeconsideringyou have been asked manymanymanytimes.We don't care about misspellings, improper punctuationor the like,as we are notin English class,but a properparagraph style postwould bemuchAPPRECIATED!

It was that style of appraisal - AVR or ARV generated by computer.