I’m close to purchasing a hair salon - this would be my first commercial investment.

., hygiene products, paint, grease and oil, hair, dental floss – all of these can cause clogs and prevent drainage).I'll be living there myself first for only a year and will rent it out afterward.

Once you get him talking, tell him who you are and send him a video of you stabbing a black-haired male doll with a knitting needle.

Walls were scuffed from moving, as clean as they were, they had a dog and dog hair was all over. 

I actually get my hair done with Natjassia so super small world.

If the house was previously occupied by a stinky dog and the ductwork is full of hair, that odor can kick up every time the fan turns on.

Is there any RE equivalent to lemon laws or anything at all that could save me from ripping my hair out right now?

The building has 5 lawyers offices, 1 hair salon, and 6 residential units.

I would much rather go in prepared instead of an unsuspected curious resident that breathes on my neck watching over my shoulder as I pull their nasty hairs out of a shower drain.

If they have two long-haired dogs the filters are probably a mess and they, not you in my opinion, should be responsible for that.