For example, you can make 100% "Cash on Cash" on a Black Jack hand, but if your bet was $5, you only made $5.00.

They are keeping the temp at 78 and we kept it at 72, not sure if that makes a difference. 

Any success rate even slightly over 50% is good, sort of like the house odds on blackjack.

Ugly cocktail servers, poorly stocked minibars, and blackjack players sitting third base at my table who split tens and/or hit when the dealer shows 16.Oh, and I also don't like upselling.

(Or sometimes you will, because the company has to hire a temp, at more expensive rates, to fill in for the employee that left for a better deal.)

Black could become Blackjack, Black and White, etc.

Never seen a payment.A few properties for a few years is like playing ten hands of blackjack and winning seven.

Bet it all on one hand at the Blackjack table at Monte Carlo in Monaco 

Insurance doesn’t cover stupidity unfortunatelyThankfully I got the note on the cheap and didn’t lose my shirt but it’s like hitting on 14 in blackjack - sometimes you win and sometimes you loseWhy not hire someone to deliver a pizza to the house and take a quick peek at the inside for you ?

The insurance company is the dealer, and we're all playing 6 deck blackjack that pays even money on the blackjacks we hit.