My e-commerce shops have all tanked.

Maybe they see the end of the REO-giveaway cycle.If I were a shark on Shark Tank, I'd say: 'Because they can't decide what business they want to be in, I'm out'.

I have about $125k of sellable equity between two properties I'd love to use to either fund down payments or fund the entire purchase and then refinance out, but I don't want to put $20k-100k or more on a CC and find I can't refinance out because I tanked my score 100+ points. 

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That's about $100 just to grill. add to that, no one grills enough to use the whole propane tank.

Someone comes in and uses lead roof materials, electrical conduits, a tank lining, soft solder, orparts from China all which have lead in remodeling after the certification...I know lead is dangerous for children.

While I do think you will get some good answers to this, you are telling all of the sharks that you are in the market for a coaching program and willing to pay.

As you may know, a good portion of your monthly rent will not go in your pocket, it will go to the constant maintenance, upkeep, repairs, taxes and the like.Fourth, ask yourself... if you have a vacancy, the economy goes in the tank, you have huge unexpected repairs, etc....will your tenants chip in to help you out?

Water is not able to flow to the septic tank from the building, I am assuming due to crushed pipes. 

I guess you havent been to the grocery store in the last couple years , filled up your gas tank , paid your insurance , or bought a car  ?